Hello, mortals.

I’m Darren Embry. I do computer programming for web sites, both server-side and client-side. I’m happily employed.

I haven’t deleted any of the things that used to be linked to from this page. You will see some of them again. In the meantime, view source and see comments if you want; I don’t care.

This page changes its look every once in a while, because reasons.

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Stuff I Made

• My Pebble Watchfaces
• My map of TARC bus routes.
• A proof that pi is rational. Totally legit. I am not a crackpot.
• Scans of old maps of Louisville.
• A drafting font.
• I wrote a piece about a terrible programming language I worked with at a job a long time ago. If I save one soul from deploying it, I’ve done my job.

Stuff I Like

• Thrift/antique stores/flea markets
• Axolots
• Comic Sans
• Public transit
• Cats
• Perl
• Uni-ball Jetstream pens
• LGBT+ rights
• Debian
• Reverse Polish Notation
• WFPK
• Heine Brothers’ Coffee
• Toronto
• New Caledonian Crows
• Typewriters
• Stabilo fineliners
• Highland Coffee
• Metal Nation Radio
• Sharpie Pens
• Poutine
• Clairefontaine french-ruled notebooks
• WAKY (the commercials suck tho)
• Google Maps
• Abortion, an unconditional and sacrosanct human right.
• Emacs
• Ubuntu
• Jabooodydubs
• Pandora Internet Radio
• Blackwing pencils
• ZURB Foundation
• Unicode
• The GM New Look Bus
• iOS
• Indie Rock (most of it)
• Uni-ball Kuru Toga Advance mechanical pencils
• WNAS
• JavaScript
• Google Chrome
• Isopods
• Helvetica
• Bad Puns
• Heavy Metal
• Cursive
• Rotring mechanical pencils
• Cats
• Mechanical Counters
• 24-hour time
• Sass
• Platinum Preppy fountain pens
• Slide Rules
• Zombo.com
• Ramsi’s Cafe On The World
• Two-dollar bills
• Doggos
• <blink>The ‘blink’ Tag</blink>
• Duct Tape
• Analog chronograph watches with slide rules
• Roaring Spring engineering computation paper
• Sloths
• O’Reilly & Associates
• Mason
• Arial
• Wikipedia
• HP Premium 24 paper
• Louisville (eh, I live there.)
• Mechanical Calculators
• Wolf Eels
• Vi Hart’s YouTube videos
• You