Hello, mortals.

I’m Darren Embry. I work for RFX Technologies. I do computer programming for web sites, both server-side and client-side.

dse@webonastick.com is my email address.

@dsevil is my Twitter username.

I pin things on Pinterest sporadically.

I post photos on Flickr sporadically.

I haven’t deleted any of the things that used to be linked to from this page. You will see some of them again. In the meantime, view source and see comments if you want; I don’t care.

This page will probably look pretty again, too. It’s time for a clean start.

Stuff I Provide

• My map of TARC bus routes.
• Scans of old maps of Louisville.
• I wrote a piece about a terrible programming language I worked with at a job a long time ago. If I save one soul from deploying it, I’ve done my job.

Stuff I Like

• Ubuntu, a Linux distribution based on Debian.
• WFPK, the only music radio station in Louisville that truly matters. Though these guys aren’t terrible and neither are these guys.
• Thrift stores
• Axolots
• Comic Sans
• Public transit
• Cats
• Perl
• Bic four-color pens
• Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual/Transgendered/etc. rights. Equality now, equality forever!
• Reverse Polish Notation
• Heine Brothers’ Coffee
• Toronto
• New Caledonian Crows
• Typewriters
• Highland Coffee
• Indie Rock (most of it)
• Sharpie Pens
• Google Maps
• Abortion rights. Abortion sucks, but I trust women and doctors over old simpleminded wealthy white male Christian bible-thumpers regarding this and other matters in which they have no first-hand experience and never will.
• Emacs
• Jabooodydubs
• Pandora
• The GM New Look Bus
• Apple is a hemi-semi-demi-evil corporation but they make good products so welp.
• Pencils
• JavaScript
• Google Chrome
• Isopods
• Helvetica
• Bad Puns
• Heavy Metal
• Cursive
• Mechanical Counters
• 24-hour Time
• Slide Rules
• Zombo.com
• Ramsi’s Cafe On The World
• Two-dollar bills
• <blink>The ‘blink’ Tag</blink>
• Duct Tape
• Analog chronograph watches (well, certain kinds of them)
• Roaring Spring engineering computation paper
• O’Reilly & Associates
• Mason
• Arial
• Wikipedia
• Louisville (it’s my hometown, it’s too comfy)
• Mechanical Calculators
• irssi
• Wolf Eels
• Vi Hart's YouTube videos